Florida Man Sets Self On Fire After Cowboys Loss


A man in Florida is recovering in a hospital after taking a bet with his wife way too far during the Dallas Cowboy's loss to the Green Bay Packers.

At the hospital, deputies spoke with a couple who admitted they were watching the National Football League game and agreed to burn the losing team's jersey. The winning fan, made a decision to try and wear a burning Cowboys jersey. When the Packers won, the man went outside, torched the Cowboys jersey, then put it on.

According to a police report, Hook and other members of the family got the jersey off of Silyers and took him to the hospital.

Late in Sunday's game, it looked like the Cowboys were going to win the game when Dallas QB Dak Prescott rushed for a late touchdown to give the Cowboys a 31-28 lead with 1:13 left.

Salyers not only sustained third-degree burns on his right arm and hand during his latest bout of shitdickery, but he also suffered second-degree burns on his back.

The duo planned to capture the Cowboys jersey burning on Facebook Live, but that never happened because...wait for it...Salyers "grabbed the jersey with his right arm and attempted to put it on while it was on fire". Undoubtedly. Will this guy have scars and be be forced to wear his drunken stupidity for the rest of his life?

In the immortal words of Ren, you idiot. There are plenty of people who make bold bets and refuse to follow through when the result doesn't go their way, but not this guy. That's loyalty if I've ever seen it.